Once upon a time, there lived a man. This man was a big old man with long rubbery legs. He had shoes the size of a clarinets bell! This man had a long brown beard and yellow hair sticking up on ends like he had been electrocuted! This man was always forlorn. He had a droopy looking face with wrinkles all over.
This man looks like he does now because he was a crazy scientist.
No obviously he wouldn’t be a crazy scientist at the age of 60-80! It is also not because he doesn’t wash because then I would be telling you the story of David Walliams Mr Stink!
I am sure you are wanting to know. This man hated Christmas and this man is called Robin. In fact Robin Wreath! No, this man wasn’t born near Heathrow; his surname is Wreath like the decoration you put on your door in December.
Robin hated Christmas sooo much he would do these 10 things:
- Eat sausage and mash instead of Christmas Dinner
- Burn his presents and cards including money on the bonfire
- Locks himself up on Christmas day
- Doesn’t have an advent calendar
- Does not have an elf on the shelf
- Does not write to Santa
- Does not watch films
- Does not go on national trust trails
- Does not sing carols
- Says sheep bumblebee (bah humbug!)
As you can see he is very boring and grumpy when it comes to Christmas. “As soon as it’s the first day of Christmas I will burn my cards!”. When Christmas is over everyone talks about what they did and Robin says “I ate sausage and mash then locked myself in a cupboard.” I know he would say that *BORING* thing every year!
Other people would find him fascinating missing Christingle, church, presents and family.
Well I suppose that is all for you to read now this Christmas. Read the series!
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I hope you have a lovely Christmas!
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Look after yourself so you can read more!
Tristan Howard 🙂 (-: